March 24th, 2011 at 9:14PM
Dorksplosion is… Writing Up a Mental Pros And Cons List of Isabella v.s. Morrigan For Best Dragon Age Hook Up Sigh. Here we go. If anything confirms that I did not live up to my parents’ expectations it’s drawing and then writing a blog post about which video game character I want to bone/fall in love with more. My grandfather fought in WWII. I’m 30. Ok, but let’s put that bullshit aside for two seconds and get into this, huh? Alright in one corner, you’ve got Morrigan, sultry, beautiful, and selfishly cold beyond almost all reasoning. We’re talking about a lady that is less likely to fuck you after you turn down murdering child slaves for a modicum of extra power. It’s like someone created a sexy golem out of all the evilest parts of the Harry Potter books. It’s easy to forget, because of your constant flirting and day to day interaction with her that in another setting, she would be about a thousand times more twisted than Evil Lynn or any other fantasy villain. Also, she makes you get her pregnant with a fucking demon baby that she can raise to take over the world. What did Evil Lynn do? Steal all the rainbows from Happy Valley? And in the other corner you have Isabella, who is, let’s face it, pretty easy to bang. This broad is slutty enough that you will actually stop paying attention to the game for a minute and wonder aloud if their are condoms and antibiotics in the Dragon Age universe. For reals. There has to be because this girl would have had like 20 shady ass kids by now and herp at the very least. Despite her being easy as playing Candy Land by yourself, she is actually a pretty good person who cares about you. She has no hidden secrets about stealing souls, murdering nations, or taking over the world by controlling gods. She kind of just wants to party and steal gold. Also, she is a pirate, which is fucking awesome. I did feel like I was more wrapped up in my romance with Morrigan than Isabella, I can’t decide if that is because Morrigan made me work for that puss or that it was just one of the first video game romances I’d played through. So it basically comes down to this question… Demon Preggers or Pirate AIDS?

Dorksplosion is…

Writing Up a Mental Pros And Cons List of Isabella v.s. Morrigan For Best Dragon Age Hook Up

Sigh. Here we go. If anything confirms that I did not live up to my parents’ expectations it’s drawing and then writing a blog post about which video game character I want to bone/fall in love with more. My grandfather fought in WWII. I’m 30.

Ok, but let’s put that bullshit aside for two seconds and get into this, huh? Alright in one corner, you’ve got Morrigan, sultry, beautiful, and selfishly cold beyond almost all reasoning. We’re talking about a lady that is less likely to fuck you after you turn down murdering child slaves for a modicum of extra power. It’s like someone created a sexy golem out of all the evilest parts of the Harry Potter books. It’s easy to forget, because of your constant flirting and day to day interaction with her that in another setting, she would be about a thousand times more twisted than Evil Lynn or any other fantasy villain. Also, she makes you get her pregnant with a fucking demon baby that she can raise to take over the world. What did Evil Lynn do? Steal all the rainbows from Happy Valley?

And in the other corner you have Isabella, who is, let’s face it, pretty easy to bang. This broad is slutty enough that you will actually stop paying attention to the game for a minute and wonder aloud if their are condoms and antibiotics in the Dragon Age universe. For reals. There has to be because this girl would have had like 20 shady ass kids by now and herp at the very least. Despite her being easy as playing Candy Land by yourself, she is actually a pretty good person who cares about you. She has no hidden secrets about stealing souls, murdering nations, or taking over the world by controlling gods. She kind of just wants to party and steal gold. Also, she is a pirate, which is fucking awesome.

I did feel like I was more wrapped up in my romance with Morrigan than Isabella, I can’t decide if that is because Morrigan made me work for that puss or that it was just one of the first video game romances I’d played through.

So it basically comes down to this question…

Demon Preggers or Pirate AIDS?

  1. thegeekboybob answered: Demon preggers. Period.
  2. croclock answered: I’m laughing alone at my computer like an idiot bc/ of that image!
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